"ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE EARTH: I am fully aware that the five things below are bullshit. You know it, I know it, we all know it. However, what is true is that these are things that Nintendo representatives told me today while demonstrating the Wii. This article is a demonstration of where Nintendo fanboys get their fucked up material from. If we have Nintendo reps saying this crap, can we blame Johnny GameFAQs from talking make-believe nonsense all the time? Anyway, on with the show:""There is a secret piece of hardware in every Wii. Yep! This is an angry-gamer.net exclusive, but according to the Nintendo representatives there is a secret microchip in the Wii that reports to Nintendo Japan what games you're playing and for how long. That's why they couldn't show me some bull riding game or some shit. Who knows what all that was about.""The Nintendo Wii will play all your DS games. I'm not exactly sure about the details. But who am I to doubt the all-knowing Nintendo representatives? They said it will play all my DS games on the Wii, so I'm getting my copy of Mario & Luigi ready for the big screen! Whoo!"