. @denmarkdotdk Another thing we don't have in common is that our lakes are the size of your country.
— Sweden.se (@swedense) July 7, 2016
Did you know that everything that is not forbidden in @swedense, is mandatory?
— Denmark.dk (@denmarkdotdk) July 7, 2016
Sweden announces Greater Sweden Initiative that includes all of @denmarkdotdk as a response to Greater Copenhagen. pic.twitter.com/1BVCwbvz3k
— Sweden.se (@swedense) July 7, 2016
.@swedense please, you can't even understand your own people https://t.co/7DDIWveBms
— Denmark.dk (@denmarkdotdk) July 7, 2016
But my dear @swedense, tomorrow we all know that you're back in Denmark to buy more alcohol
— Denmark.dk (@denmarkdotdk) July 7, 2016
.@swedense the feeling is mutual, as we are happy to shelter your fleeing mooses https://t.co/onc8dSlH7C pic.twitter.com/DYq00sWwnH
— Denmark.dk (@denmarkdotdk) July 7, 2016
.@denmarkdotdk While you work your amusement parks, let us carry bigger responsibilities like working for world peace #UNsecuritycouncil
— Sweden.se (@swedense) July 7, 2016
.@denmarkdotdk We give you 1 moose and you kill it. How could you ever handle our 400,000 moose. https://t.co/PpBPxTK3v0
— Sweden.se (@swedense) July 7, 2016
.@swedense it just wasn't accustomed to modern infrastructure from where it came
— Denmark.dk (@denmarkdotdk) July 7, 2016
.@denmarkdotdk We're happy to give you 5 moose seeing as you didn't have any for 5000 years. Is that the reason your fertility is so low?
— Sweden.se (@swedense) July 7, 2016
.@swedense while you were breeding moose, we were busy propagating the world https://t.co/fiRbe0ljrT
— Denmark.dk (@denmarkdotdk) July 7, 2016
Dear @denmarkdotdk how "high" is your highest peak? So cute you don't even have enough for a top 10 list. pic.twitter.com/uhGfzKQe8h
— Sweden.se (@swedense) July 7, 2016
Dear @swedense, while you're sitting on a hill top, we'll just go to one of our many beaches pic.twitter.com/mOdgEu3D4P
— Denmark.dk (@denmarkdotdk) July 7, 2016
Dear @denmarkdotdk keep your beaches while we go to one of our 267,570 islands. Welcome anytime! pic.twitter.com/mLZiMEgEvy
— Sweden.se (@swedense) July 7, 2016
It's all fun and games until children in @swedense are named Lego https://t.co/XgCyFo2P7Y pic.twitter.com/uBYOKYXM8G
— Denmark.dk (@denmarkdotdk) July 7, 2016
Dear @denmarkdotdk LEGO? Really?! It's because we have #FREEDOM pic.twitter.com/EHPfQjRHFG
— Sweden.se (@swedense) July 7, 2016